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ZOMBIE!!!!!

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CENTAUR:
[ ] You are rather wild, and let your instincts run you.
[x] You get drunk a lot.
[x] Bravery and boldness is second nature to you.
[x] You have a deep love for astronomy and the universe.
[ ] You like to read your daily horoscope.
[ ] You have a high level of pride in yourself.
[ ] In the woods is the best place for you to be.
[ ] You are spiritual.
[ ] The horse is your favorite animal.
[ ] You are possessive and territorial.(GET AWAY FROM MY STUFF)
TOTAL: 3

ELF:
[ ] Your ears are slightly pointed at the tips.
[x] You are very intelligent.
[ ] Your five senses are extremely keen.
[x]Your weight is quite a bit lighter than the average person at your particular height.
[ ] You always wear elegant clothes and speak as politely as possible.
[ ] You are most at peace when you are gazing at something beautiful, like nature.
[ ] You look very young for your age.
[x] You rarely get sick.
[x] You are a very hard worker.
[ ] Above all other superpowers, you would love to read minds or see the future.
TOTAL: 4

FAIRY:
[ ] You are happy a lot of the time.
[ ] The best superpower to you would be to fly.
[ ] You are very shy.
[ ] You love the forest and plant life in general.
[ ] You are always willing to help others, even if you might not be the best to offer aid.
[ ] You are young and short.
[ ] Dancing is one of your favorite pastimes.
[x] If someone ticks you off, you are very clever with getting them back.
[x] Your clothing isn't always presentable, but you are comfortable with what you wear.
[ ] Circles are a wonderful symbol of unity to you.
TOTAL: 2


GNOME/DWARF:
[ ] You are excellent with crafts and handiwork.
[x] In social situations, you tend to be a little awkward.
[ ] You are short for your age.
[ ] You are an isolationist.
[x] You love to play practical jokes on people.
[ ] You are extremely fascinated with jewelry.
[ ] You look older than your age.
[x] You love the woods and the mountains.
[ ] You are well off, or come from a family that is well off.
[ ] You have a short temper.
TOTAL: 3

HARPY/SIREN:
[ ] You are best at talking crap about people behind their backs and and not to their face.
[ ] When you are annoyed, you will go to a great extent to torment whoever did so to you.
[ ] You often take things that aren't yours.
[ ] You are easily angered.
[x] Death fascinates you.
[ ] You are female, or a feminine-looking man.
[ ] You associate yourself with the wind element.
[ ] You can switch quickly between your light and dark side.
[x] You love to trick others.
[x] You have a ravenous appetite.
TOTAL: 3


MERMAID:
[ ] You love the beach more so because of the water than the shore itself.
[ ] Fish are some of the most beautiful creatures to you.
[ ] The ultimate superpower to you would be to breathe underwater.
[ ] You enjoy looking at ships, but not riding them, as well as you like ships for traveling, not hunting in the sea.
[ ] You are good at swimming.
[ ] You like to collect shells.
[ ] You use sea items as jewelry or decoration.
[ ] You enjoy learning about the ocean and the life inside it.
[ ] You are extremely against ocean pollution.
[ ] Legs on land are not as important as a fin in the sea.
TOTAL: 0

VAMPIRE:
[x] You're a night person.
[x] You have a fascination with blood.
[ ] You are extremely pale.
[ ] You wish you had a bat as a pet.
[x] You are not religious at all.
[x] Tight spaces are not scary or uncomfortable for you.
[x] The sun's glare annoys you all too often.
[ ] You hate food with lots of garlic in it.
[ ] To you, a kiss on the neck is more romantic than a kiss on the cheek or lips.
[ ] You don't like sharp objects near you.
TOTAL: 5

WEREWOLF:
[ ] The full moon is the most beautiful scene to you.
[ ] You have a lot of body hair.
[x] The ability to shape shift is the best superpower to you.
[ ] You prefer gold over silver items.
[ ] You lack self control.
[ ] You find it easier to have sympathy for animals than for humans.
[ ] You have a deep respect for wolves and other wild dogs.
[ ] You like to be alone.
[ ] You have a terrible secret and you only tell people you trust 100% about it
[x] You'd rather be outdoors than indoors.
TOTAL: 2

WIZARD/WITCH:
[x] You love chemistry.
[ ] You are intuitive and good at analyzing people, to the point that people seriously or jokingly say you're psychic.
[ ] The most amazing supernatural power to you is controlling the elements.
[ ] You are a nature lover.
[ ] You have a strong sense of responsibility.
[ ] You spend a lot of time alone.
[ ] You usually hang around with a certain animal all the time when you feel lonely.
[ ] You are spiritual, but not necessarily religious.
[x] Cooking is one of your favorite things to do.
[x] You enjoy learning about Wicca and the occult.
TOTAL: 3

ZOMBIE
[x] You are pale.
[x] You are hungry a lot.
[x] Many activities you do every day make you feel mindless, or like a drone.
[x] Most of the time, you, or a part of you, are/is cold.
[x] You love to eat meat. (YES!)
[x] You would resort to cannibalism if that was the only source of food.(depends on the whole situation)
[x] You make grunts and moans a lot
[x] You enjoy learning about psychology because you study the brain.
[x] You usually walk slowly.
[x] You are not afraid of seeing a lot of blood or getting a lot of blood on yourself.
TOTAL: 10
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Fashion Zombies

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So we all agree that tax return is a wonderful and down right decent thing. I have just received mine an intend to spend a great deal of it on zombie movies/collectibles. I already own an 18" Executioner from RE5 and am going to pick up my Bubba Ho-tep from Kollectable Kaos this week.
Pretty much what I'm fishing here for is any information that might lead to the capture of any good zombnie flicks. Now we all know the greats like The Evil Dead Trilogy, Dawn Of The Dead, 28 Days/Weeks Later, I walked With A Zombie and such other great classics. So if anyone knows of any zombie movies that have'nt been listed I would love to know, weather they are good, bad, English, foreign, color, B/W I don't care.
MY HORDE MUST GROW!!!
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Well it has been about a week since I went and saw Cradle Of Filth.
It was a good show however slightly disappointing at the same time. There was only five members of the band actually playing, they had replaced Sarah and there was no freak show either on or off the stage. Despite all this I still managed to really enjoy myself. Cradle have been my favorite band since I first heard them 9 years ago and this is the first time I have ever seen them live so it is automatically one of the single most epic moments in the history of the last 21 years( well for me at least). The only other thing that got me really pissed off was that on the night of the show I found out that Dani Filth was Drinking in my local pub called Enigma Bar the night before. I was gonna go out that night and decided not to, now that I know Dani was there that night I am so pissed. But apparently he got kicked out of Enigma for some reason, I found this very strange because Enigma is one of the most Heavy Metal based pubs in Adelaide and everyone who works or drinks there knows who Dani Filth is and how much of an influence he has been to the metal scene all over the world. The only information I have heard about him getting kicked out was that he was extremely drunk and obviously on some kind of drug(s).
Here is a pic of what I actually looked like on the night. Me on the right and my friend Kyle on the left.
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I'M SORRY!!!

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Ok, first of all I am sorry about the last journal. I am also sorry that I still haven't finished, :iconjiggly-wess:, :icondeadbelle: and :iconxfannyx:'s avi art.
I am sorry guys but you know me.... I'm lazy.:lol:
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So I was walking to work from the train station and then all of a sudden this car came screeching around the corner and went head first into a phone booth. The guy jumped out of the car and started screaming,"They're coming, everyone run!"
I was like WTF and just stared at him as he ran off then all of a sudden this old lady started to scream so I turned around and she was being eaten by some one, there was a fucking zombie near the train station. Luckily I had my phone so I called my old home boy, you might have heard of him his name is CHUCK NORRIS. He got there in about 1.5 seconds and roundhouse kicked that fuckers head right off. Taught that bitch a lesson or two.

Lol, in case you haven't realized I was just bored and I know that no one really reads this so I figured it was a good space for spam.
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